“Don’t bother Gio. I can help you with this!”
“Oh, honey! This isn’t you! Gio is a total dog, he’s perfect.”
And for losers interested in the real thing, I present: “The Game” … enjoy!
… haha, “Game on, sandwich boy!” “But, you have a girlfriend!” “Not tonight, I don’t! … I mean, for the purposes of this research…” 
Ah that was one of the most hilarious scenes in Ugly Betty, the bar duel.
Thanks for the reference. oh man…